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And when her flesh begins to sag
She’s like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She’s my insulation
I always know just where she sat
And when she’s on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That’s why I love her
She’s my phillie I’m her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It’s like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That’s why I love her
She’ll have another piece of pie
She’ll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That’s why I love her